My mum used to say, ‘you can’t have fun all the time’, and I used to say, ‘why not’? Why the fuck can’t I have fun all the time?

Kate Moss (via flowerbrain)

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

3AM: the time to miss people who don’t miss you.

Ten Word Story #11 (via bl-ossomed)

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Every time my phone buzzes I hope it’s you missing me.

it never is, s. (via mymissingyellowumbrella)

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allforhisgreaterglory:

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game

thenoodlebooty:

launts:

katkinkat:

i  swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???

and by the end of the year their kid is somehow like 5 years old

SERIOUSLY THO

(Source: baebees)

condom:

I have 2 moods:
1)why do I have so much clothes
2) why don’t I have any clothes

heyfunniest:

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

in 10 years

heyfunniest:

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

in 10 years